prerequisites to be my wife

something that is always debated at work. finally i have to put it down for a laugh and fo serious. besides having the basic moral standards and spiritual things in common. these are a few things that i have to say are a must.

#1 you have to know the "take me out to the ball game" song. besides the star spangled banner i can't think of anything more American than that. not to be sexist but its more about me than anything. my mom's life is baseball now in a marketing sense. my dads life was baseball. I've played and coached it and plan on sharing that with my kids. something that's very basic about me.

#2 pancakes, bacon, eggs, and meat loaf. I'm not asking for a gourmet chef, but if you can make these simple things you are golden. i would go as far as waiting outside a culinary school and asking out the girls that made the best meat loaf out. prenups are stupid, but i think i might have to say in order to keep order between me and my wife we will have a prenup. she gets one thing at anytime and i get pancakes bacon or eggs anytime i want.

#3 artistically inclined. this includes music. bring something interesting to the table. i'm sorry i can not take Kenney Chesney being your favorite performer or worse Hootie and the Blowfish. Woman are supposed to be the more creative sex, i'm not dealing with dull boring girls anymore.

#4 competivly challenged, not so much physically or talent wise. but in a loving sense. i can't really remember it ever happening to me, i guess i would want someone to be on my team for once. to be competitive with me.